Friday, October 21, 2011

Happy Belated National Stockings Day!

As too often, I'm a day late and several dollars short... yesterday was National Stockings Day! I can't believe I didn't mark the occasion! That's the closest thing there is to a national holiday here at Penelope's Pantyhose.

To make up for it, I give you sixteen--count 'em!--sixteen pantyhose style tutorials from YouTube fashion vloggers. Keep in mind, most of these women refer to them as "tights." Which I still don't get, since this isn't the UK, but whatever. Pantyhose by another name... (no, I'm not going to say, "would smell as sweet.")

Links to each individual YouTuber can be found above her video; as always, you can get to my own YouTube channel by clicking here.

From abbykayleigh:



From ShowOffYourStyle:



From MarkeytaForever:



From ChevroletBabe:



From MissT235:



From aaashlynnnd:



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From BritPopPrincess:



From NoelleCellini:



From xoCheetahlicious:



From stealingbeauty:



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From halfasianbeauty:

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

She Needs A New Car (Or Anger Management Therapy)

I'm so fascinated by the noe2k girl (and by the whole pedal-pumping fetish in general) that I decided today's video post should be the other one I found of that late for prom pantyhose chick. She's still acting her heart out, bless her, still can't get that car started and still can't seem to keep her skirt from riding up (I recommend using tape).

Just like the other video, it features miles and miles of leg for you guys to ogle, a beat-up old car and one very frustrated girl who has lengthy conversations with her dashboard.

You can find more noe2k on her YouTube channel and you can find more of me and my girls at Penelope's Pantyhose on YouTube.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

"Is That A Ladder In Your Stocking Or A Stairway To Heaven?"

Nobody does pantyhose commercials like the Europeans do... especially since we don't do them any more at all.

Here's a fun ad for a German brand of pantyhose called Kunert. At least I think it's German. It sounds German.

Anyway, they make very pretty pantyhose and (according to this ad) very durable ones. I must say, the models in this commercial put their nylons through some serious torture. Shredding, ripping, tearing to pieces. Brutal, but kinda hot. ;)

Enjoy, you guys...



See more pantyhose commercials like this at demdenise's channel. And (you know the drill by now), check out all my great videos at my Penelope's Pantyhose channel on YouTube!

Monday, October 10, 2011

Have You Checked Your Hose?

Sorry it's been a few days, guys... long weekend got the better of me. ;)

This clip represents one of the more bizarre YouTube trends I've run across. For reasons I can't fathom, a lot of guys are really into watching a pantyhose-clad woman pump the gas pedal in her car.

Not only is that bizarre, it's environmentally icky.

Anyway, this clip is even weirder than most because it's got a little story built into it. A vignette, if you will.

This actress improvises the hell out of this scene, establishing through her monologue that she's late for the prom, that her boyfriend's too cheap to spring for a limo and that she's got to drive her grandmother's piece of crap car.

If this were a movie, I'd criticize this scene for including all that exposition. But here, it just makes things more fun. ;)

Enjoy, boys...



To see more of this girl and other pedal pumpers, check out her YouTube. But before (and after) you do, swing on over to my YouTube channel to watch all the episodes of my comedy, Penelope's Pantyhose. You'll be oh so glad you did!

Friday, October 7, 2011

A Tights Trilogy

Check it out! Three... THREE... videos about tights, pantyhose, stocking, nylons, fishnets, what have you. Not sure what this chick's deal is, but she certainly seems to love her hosiery. Good enough to merit a special Friday three-play as my pantyhose clip o' the day post. Enjoy!







Check out bree25 if you want to see more of her, and absolutely Penelope's Pantyhose to see more of me and my gang!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Legs of the Living Dead

Pantyhose and zombies: a winning combination. Well, as long as the zombies aren't wearing the pantyhose...

Today's fun find comes from the hotfactsgirls channel on YouTube. The channel features dozens of pretty young girls spouting trivia on every topic you can imagine, ranging from Thanksgiving to Nazis (I don't know who runs the channel, but I think he spends a little too much time on Wikipedia).

The girls almost always show off a lot of leg. They don't always wear hose, but I'm sure one or two of you guys will go on an "Easter egg hunt" through the channel's 266 videos and ferret out the ones where they do. ;)



Again, you can find this and similar videos on the hotfactsgirls channel at YouTube, but while you're there please come check out the Penelope's Pantyhose channel and get up to speed on my great show!

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Open Your Mind And Say, "Aaaahhh!!"

Today's odd little video deals with the origin of pantyhose, as presented in the "Psychology With Sandy" series by psychetruth.

Sandy's psychotherapy technique seems to involve using her pantyhose to hypnotize patients. Or something like that... she wears very short skirts and shows her legs off a LOT.

Somehow, I doubt any of you guys are in a hurry to report her inappropriate attire to the medical board...

A lot of psychetruth's videos are like this, so they're worth checking out. As are the videos in my YouTube comedy series, Penelope's Pantyhose.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

"Did Her Fodder Pay Da Rantsum Yet?"

The intensity... the excitement... the raw power...

... the accent... the apartment.

Okay, this is not exactly Iron Man 2.

Some people, from the looks of it, got hold of a Wonder Woman costume and decided that was all the production value required to make a superhero movie.

And who is better suited to the part of Wonder Woman than a dirty blonde with a pronounced German accent?

There's no plot as such, just a double-cross, a black refrigerator magnet that somehow sucks away superpowers, a gut punch, some slapping, a little chloroform and some carrying around. All the makings of a Hollywood blockbuster. Oh, and a menacing black dude in a military shirt who wears his sunglasses inside.

The name of this nefarious arch-supervillain? "Steve." Strikes terror to the very heart of you, doesn't it?

But hey, the video fits our criteria. Cute girl, pantyhose, yadda, yadda, yadda...



Check out reject5430's YouTube channel for more videos like this one, but not without paying a visit to my YouTube channel to see what's up with me and the rest of the gang at Penelope's Pantyhose.

Monday, October 3, 2011

M-I-C-K-E-WOW!

Today's bit of odd fun ("odd" being the operative word) is a kind of pantyhose fashion tutorial done in a kinda kooky infomercial style. It's by Vietnamese blogger mickeylehuynh and she definitely has the legs to pull it off. Does a little shoe dangling too, for you who take note of such (I officially know too much about what you guys are into).

That's all I have to say. Enjoy!

Be sure and visit mickey's channel and be extra special super sure to visit the channel of my hit YouTube comedy Penelope's Pantyhose.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Who Are You Wearing, Eh?

We here at Penelope's Pantyhose love Outfit of the Day (OOTD) videos, and this one is a keeper. Karissa is a cute and bouncy party girl (a Canadian one, at that) with a fun sense of fashion and (as we can see) a love of showing it off. Since that fashion sense includes sheer black pantyhose and a scandalously short skirt, I figured you guys would approve. Enjoy!



Check out Karissa's YouTube but not before you bop over to my YouTube channel to give my show Penelope's Pantyhose a proper look-see!

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Feelin' Groovy

Today's selection is nutty but fun. it features an episode of the Pantyhose Review, a YouTube show hosted by a pretty woman named Laurie. Here, we see her reviewing vintage pantyhose packaging from the early 1970s. Or, as cultural historians refer to the era, the Nylon Age (well if they don't, they should). ;)



You can see more episodes of Laurie's Pantyhose Review on her YouTube channel and LOTS and LOTS of episodes of my show Penelope's Pantyhose on my channel! ;)